Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Monday, August 15, 2022

Stuff I Learned Yesterday

  • Attaching a bat house to the gable end of your house does not necessarily mean bats will stop clinging to the stucco just outside your back door.
  • Breaking a stick in two may require safety gear.
  • Your spouse can remain uncompromisingly beautiful for 72 days in a row.
  • No matter how many times I try, my computer is never going to allow me to write “reckless” as “wreckless.”
  • TV personality and “health guru” Richard Simmons is still alive, but he has been avoiding the spotlight (just as much as I have been avoiding seeing him there).

Mitchell Hegman

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