Some bastards need to die twice, just so we can be sure."
- Charles Dodgson (better known as Lewis Carroll) would likely be arrested for child pornography and exploitation if he and Alice Liddell (the little girl who inspired Alice in Wonderland) were 'friends' today.
- A grasshopper will fly as readily into your face as it will fly away from you. (And if you don't believe me, ask Desiree.)
- Never allow someone willing to cheat at either solitaire or golf to pack your parachute.
- In a perfectly balanced system, there is room for a wee dram of Scotch.
—Mitchell Hegman
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