Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Wednesday, August 23, 2023

Raymond Jogging

While out jogging on Tuesday morning, the sky fell on Raymond. It knocked him over, of course. He lay there on the ground, with the remnants of the weather from 8:00 am, sprawled across him, assessing his predicament. To his surprise, the falling sky had not harmed him in any serious manner.

Lying there, it occurred to Raymond that he really longed to be a professional dancer instead of a surveyor. Maybe he could do that. If he could survive the sky falling on him, he could do anything.

Raymond brought himself upright, shook off a few clouds and flecks of grass, and started running again. And that’s when Raymond fell off the earth.

—Mitchell Hegman

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