A Few More Observations

• My spelling is sometimes so far off the mark, spellcheck will offer me as the correct spelling six or so words I have never seen in my life.
• In the last few years, I think my muscles have developed hydraulic leaks.
• I have learned not to ask at the beginning of any endeavor: “What could possibly go wrong?”
• The guy who wrote that song, “Everything is Beautiful,” never had herpes.
• My buddy has been trying to make “disheveled” an accepted fashion thing, but it’s not working.
• A job that requires a sharp knife is likely something I should not do.
• The good news is that we watching a lot less television.  The bad news is we are staring at our phone.

—Mitchell Hegman