Don’t in Montana

• Don’t tell anyone you think knapweed is pretty. 
• Don’t covet thy neighbor’s backhoe.
• Don’t call antlered deer “bulls.”
• Don’t badmouth the Irish while in Butte.
• Don’t say you don’t like either the Cats or the Griz
• Don’t offer a dull knife.
• Don’t call Helena “Hel-eee-na.”
• Don’t feed the bears.

—Mitchell Hegman