New Words

I think we need to add a few words to the English language. Following is a list of words I invented and would like to begin using:

Compelerating – A term to describe someone whom you love to watch in any kind of competition.

1. Filiplantress – A Filipina with loads of cash shopping for more plants.
2. Identedtee – Someone with a damaged identity.
3. Shewonky – A wonky girl.
4. Brattitude – A bratty kid with an attitude.
5. Unthankable – Someone deserving no thanks.
6. Inbetwiddling – Waiting for the next thing to happen.
7. Instantunious – When you recognize a song after hearing only two or three notes.

—Mitchell Hegman