Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Lesser-Known Mistakes

Following is a list of lesser-known mistakes:

  • Threatening to water, move, trim, or uproot any of the (nearly 1,000) houseplants purchased and tended by your Filipina wife.
  • Ordering a Merlot at a winery known exclusively for Pinot Noir.
  • Saying “I don’t care what you put in it” in a country where bugs are on the menu.
  • Purchasing a bottle of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill wine, anywhere.
  • Naming your daughter Paige if your last name is Turner.

—Mitchell Hegman

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