Following is a list of lesser-known mistakes:
- Threatening to water, move, trim, or uproot any of the (nearly 1,000) houseplants purchased and tended by your Filipina wife.
- Ordering a Merlot at a winery known exclusively for Pinot Noir.
- Saying “I don’t care what you put in it” in a country where bugs are on the menu.
- Purchasing a bottle of Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill wine, anywhere.
- Naming your daughter Paige if your last name is Turner.
—Mitchell Hegman
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