While reading the “weird news” on the internet, I
bumped into a story about a 21-year-old-girl from Poland named Ania
Lisewska. She is interesting.
Ania is interesting mainly because she has set a
goal to sleep with 100,000 men. This really
is a very ambitious goal—and I am a person who appreciates goals. This is the sort of goal that will likely
take many years to achieve. The
Huffington Post suggested this would take 3.8 solid years of time—without so
much as time for stopping to sneeze—if each encounter required 20 minutes.
I am assuming Ania will want to stop for at least
one dinner at some point. She may want
to comb her hair. Some of the more persnickety
men may want her to comb her hair.
I additionally ran across another bit of information
about a woman named Lisa Sparks (Sparxxx).
She is an American adult film star.
In 2004 she had intercourse with 919 men in a single day. I am unsure about the details. I suspect we either must alter the definition
of “day” or, more likely, alter the definition of “intercourse.”
As I stated earlier, I think setting goals is a
pretty good thing. My goal for the rest
of the week is to avoid weird news on the internet.
--Mitchell
Hegman
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