Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Twisted Reasons to be Thankful: Reason #1


I am thankful that I have never been abducted by aliens from outer space who gather vital information by inserting probes into the various orifices of their abductees and who feed abductees nothing but mayonnaise and cantaloupe.
--Mitchell Hegman

4 comments:

  1. Hey, you said it was going to be twisted but I didn't realize it was going to be THAT twisted!

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  2. Yes you are Mitchell Hegman and for your audacity you will need to send me double the huckleberry jam that you have been trying to send me three years ago! Bad boy!

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