The other day, a bunch of us were sitting around talking about canning homemade salsa and shooting deer, the way people do. Naturally the subject switched to Miley Cyrus. About then, Kevin slugs down some beer and announces: “I have a confession.”
We all turned and stared
at Kevin. This could be big, right?
“Yeah,” I probed, “what
is it?”
Keven says, “I’d like to
wrestle Miley’s tongue.”
Normally, some of would
have gasped. But most of the some of us
had been drinking for a while and were just busy trying to sit there. So the room got silent for a bit.
Kevin downed another gulp of beer and said: “Only thing is…I’m afraid she could lick my
ass.”
--Mitchell
Hegman
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