I don’t want to think about
the upcoming election anymore. That’s
why I’m going to invent a robotic mosquito.
A bunch of them, actually. Then I
will program the mosquitoes to fly out and poke people in the butt so they can release
a nanobot into the bloodstream of the people.
The nanobot is the thing.
The nanobot will cause
people to pick up the three nearest small objects and juggle them whenever they
hear the word “president.” Because I
think juggling shit in the air is way better than what we have going on right now.
--Mitchell
Hegman
Good idea!
ReplyDeleteIt's an option, anyway.
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