Thankful

Since today is Thanksgiving Day, I thought I might list a few things for which I am thankful:

—I am thankful I will run out of time before I can compile a comprehensive list of all the stupid things I have done.

—I am thankful life is not a cartoon where steering wheels come off in your hands.

—I am thankful for that girl.  Seriously, I am.

—I am thankful I don’t live in a country where men’s shirts button up from the back.

—I am thankful for all of my family and all of my friends.

—I am thankful we stopped our currency system at two decimal points, otherwise everything would be selling at $9.999.

—I am thankful for mountains that build rivers that build valleys.

—I am thankful water doesn’t taste like mustard.

--Mitchell Hegman