Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Friday, August 18, 2017

List of “I Brake For” Bumper Stickers You Don’t Want to See on Automobiles in Front of You

1. I Brake for Pretty Much Anything
2. I Brake for Those Weird Purple Leggy Things I See When I Take LSD
3. I Brake for Pumpkins…What?
4. This Car Actually Brakes and Comes to a Full Stop at Stop Signs
5. I Brake for No Apparent Reason
6. I Brake by Running into Things

--Mitchell Hegman
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2 comments:

  1. Ariel MurphyAugust 19, 2017 at 1:01 PM

    In Hawaii, we break for those precious endangered birds called "Nene birds" that cross the roads at the most unexpected times. They never stop and look first :)

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  2. Mitchell HegmanAugust 20, 2017 at 6:48 AM

    We get those here in the form of mule deer.

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