—A microwave carousel
plate will always stop when your coffee cup has reached the far back.
—When you place your
toaster exactly where you want it on the counter, the power cord will be three
inches shorter than required to reach the nearest receptacle.
—The last button you
press when trying to set time on an appliance will invariably force you to
start over.
—The vibration of opening
an oven door is just enough to assure the contents of whatever you are baking
will spill over the sides of the dish.
—The rate of failure for appliances
is directly proportional to the number of guests you are entertaining.
--Mitchell Hegman
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