I froze the governor elect of Colorado this morning. Not literally. I froze him on television with my
remote. I had to freeze him because I
forgot to drink the coffee I made early this morning.
What I mean is: I wanted to hear what the governor had to say, so
I froze him on the television while I schlepped out into the kitchen and poured
a cup of coffee.
Wait a second. How could I
forget to drink coffee?
No idea. Some kind of
software error, I guess.
This is serious.
When eventually I got back to unfreeze the governor, I was so busy
freaking out about forgetting to drink my coffee, I didn’t pay much attention to
what he had to say.
He was as good to me frozen as not.
—Mitchell Hegman
I recently had a blip in my own routine first thing in the morning. I usually stumble downstairs to make coffee before anything else happens and somehow missed a step. Fortunately it wasn't an actual step as I'm getting old and really can't afford to be breaking anything!
ReplyDeleteMornings are getting difficult!
DeleteMitch, I believe you are going through what is called "aging" and tend to forget things. I'm going through it too and although I don't forget to drink my coffee I do forget to take my prescription drugs or worse, I probably take them more than I should. Sigh!
ReplyDeleteTrust me, I would forget to take stuff, too. So far, I am clear of that.
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