Describing Myself in One Sentence

Have you ever had this question thrown at you: “How would you describe yourself in one sentence?”  I have given this challenge some thought (maybe more than required).  I came up with a few sentences—any one of which would work to describe me.

Here they are:

1.  I am the place where good ideas go to breed mistakes.

2.  Ninety-nine percent water, one percent rock

3.  I am the guy looking of one more sock.

4.  Heading in the right direction with the wrong tools.

5.  Can you repeat the question, please?

6.  Two outta six ain’t bad.        

—Mitchell Hegman