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Sunday, November 22, 2020

List of Apps I Would Like on My Smartphone

1. An app that makes my bed with a right swipe and changes bedding with a left swipe

2. An app that exercises for me

3. An app that keeps me from laughing when I see a man (outside of a wedding, where they are actually cool) wearing a bowtie

4. A mustard removal app that removes the taste of mustard from anything

5. An app that locates missing jigsaw puzzle pieces

—Mitchell Hegman
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  1. PhoenixRisingNovember 23, 2020 at 1:05 PM

    I need one that insists I go to be before midnight. Oh...that’s what girlfriends/wives bare for. lol

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