An Equitable Agreement

Desiree and I have been together long enough to determine I am super finicky about painting walls and trim.

She is not.

On the other hand, Desiree is incredibly fastidious about food preparation.

I am not.

Given this, we have reached an equitable agreement.  Desiree will allow me to paint all closets and trim and I will allow her to do all the cooking.

—Mitchell Hegman