Another List of Recently Learned Things

• Eggplant is a fruit, not a vegetable.
• If a bug tap dances on your face at 3:53 in the morning, you are going to wake up every time.
• Peanut butter is an excellent agent for cleaning leather.
• 67 is the new 13 (learned on my birthday) 
• On rare occasions, snakes that make a habit of eating other snakes may literally eat themselves, swallowing their own tail after mistaking it for prey.
• With enough force, even a dull object can penetrate the skin.
• It’s possible to live without a hot tub, but it’s not near as fun.
• Toilet paper matters.

—Mitchell Hegman