Every spring I have a portable toilet delivered to my lakefront. The toilet is then used and maintained throughout the summer months.
Apparently,
something revolutionary happened in toilet-world over the winter months and porta
potties became a pretty big deal. Given
this, I was required this year to sign a three-page “agreement” prior to the
delivery of my plastic toilet. Within
the document, I needed to place my initials alongside fourteen individual accords
in addition to signing my name.
The
days of transactions agreed upon with a simple handshake (after washing them)
are no more. And, weirdly enough, my marriage
license required far less thought and engagement than my toilet agreement.
My Portable
Toilet Agreement
—Mitchell
Hegman
Have sent in your Report of Marriage to the San Francisco consulate? Many of the Philippine bureaucracies will not accept your US marriage license/certificate of marriage until you get a Report of Marriage.
ReplyDeleteI have not done that. Hmmm. Must look into that!
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