Desiree and I live tucked away in the countryside. We are remote enough that we don't anticipate ever seeing trick-or-treaters. We did not buy any candy. While discussing the fact that today is Halloween, I said to Desiree, “It would be pretty freaky if a couple of kids did show up here looking for candy.”
'What
would we do?” she asked.
“Not
much we could do. I would have to go to the door and yell at the kids: ‘We have
fish. That's all we have. Fish! Happy Halloween.’”
—Mitchell
Hegman
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