ME: (After
stepping inside a friend’s house and stamping the snow off my boots at the
door.) “Man, the weather forecast was way off today. It was
supposed to warm up a little, but it’s super cold out there.”
FRIEND: “It’s not going to get better
anytime soon.”
ME: “Do you have an outside
thermometer? I want to see what the temperature is.”
FRIEND: “I have one, but it’s
inside.” (Points toward the kitchen.)
ME: (After
reflecting for a moment.) “Well, I guess that’s a pretty good
idea. You don’t want your outdoor thermometer getting too cold.”
—Mitchell Hegman
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