It’s Never Too Late to Learn

It’s never too late to learn:

…that molasses contains vitamins and minerals that are good for you.

…how to send a text to the right person.

…when to admit your spouse is correct.

…how to correctly pronounce “Worcestershire.”

…where to hide potato chips so nobody else can eat them.

…why balancing your bank account matters.

…what happens when you try to spin donuts with an all-wheel-drive car in an icy parking lot.

…why cutting your own hair should be the second option.

—Mitchell Hegman