Following is another modest list of my thoughts and attributes:
- My ability to solve problems is vastly surpassed by my ability to make them.
- If I were to become President, I would put forth only one executive order: a cease-and-desist mandate to force all grocers to stop putting stickers on fruit.
- If I were given the task of re-engineering the world, buffalo would have wings (making the restaurant chain reconsider portions), gravity would be adjustable, and eating Filipino food would cure a wide array of cancers.
- Catastrophic failure is always an option.
- I wish mice were magnetic so we could repel them (at velocity).
- In my estimation, psychotic should not have a silent “p” and should be pronounced “puh-sigh-KOT-ik.”
—Mitchell
Hegman
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