Billy’s longhorn cattle have been busting out of their fence and trying, on occasion, to put a sneak on our yard to eat the good stuff Desiree has been tending there. The answer to that, naturally, is to go full-frontal Western.
I now have my trusty Red Ryder air rifle stationed
at the front door. If the longhorns plod near my yard, I fill my hands, storm
out the door, and shoot the cattle in the ass.
It’s impressive how quickly a few well-placed shots
persuade the longhorns to pivot to a new direction.
My Red Ryder Air Rifle
—Mitchell Hegman
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