As I boy I would on occasion pull off and scatter
all the sofa cushions at our house and then dig through the folds of the sofa
for loose change. I sometimes found a
coin or two. For whatever reason, dimes and pennies seemed
to collect in the sofa more than other coins.
In some rare instances I found quarters that had dropped into the folds.
Tearing into the sofa, though not always profitable,
felt satisfying on all occasions for the simple reason it provided me with a
project. I was a rather hyperactive
young man or, if you prefer, annoying, destructive, and possibly dangerous. As example, I often tore apart the clocks in
our house to try and figure out how they worked. Early on I determined that both light
sockets and electrical outlets are capable of producing minor explosions with
the introduction of cleverly bent bobby pins.
My cat Splash, 20 pounds out of the 40 pounds of
housecat I am presently cohabitating with, has found the feline equivalent of
change in the sofa. He figured out that
morsels of food sometimes drop into the bottom of the compartmented cat food
dishes. Sometimes he drags the dishes
around the kitchen and tears them apart simply because he is bored or irritated
with Carmel—the remaining 20 pounds of cat.
The other night, an extended racket brought me into
the kitchen. Below, I have posted a
picture of what I found. By the time I
snapped the photograph, Splash had stretched-out to rest on the nearby throw.
--Mitchell Hegman
Splash must be your feline version!
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