Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

More Useless Aphorisms and Thoughts


·         You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot teach a hippopotamus to use a paring knife with any notable skill.
·         Better to be constantly seeking knowledge than to know why the word hemorrhoid is spelled with a double “r.”
·         Everyone deserves a second chance at love, but if you cannot get the dishes clean the first time give someone else a chance.
·         If results are the light that guides men, it must be pretty dark at your house.
·         Even a pretty stupid movie might turn you on to good music.
--Mitchell Hegman

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