Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Thursday, August 1, 2019

Cats: Questions and Answers


Question: Why does your female cat just sit there, looking at you instead of coming inside, when you swing the door open to let her in?
Answer: Because the cat looks sexy just sitting there.  The cat is giving you an extended opportunity to admire her.  You should be happy.

Question: After capturing a mouse, why does your cat bring the mouse to you as an offering?
Answer: Because dead mice are sexy and the cat knows you are too slow to catch them.

Question: Why are all cats so stand-offish?
Answer: Sexy.  End of story.
—Mitchell Hegman

2 comments:

  1. My favorite is when they walk into a room, do a little turn and walk back out. "Here I am, tada, you may admire me, you're welcome, bye."

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