Question: Why does your female cat just sit there,
looking at you instead of coming inside, when you swing the door open to let
her in?
Answer: Because the cat looks sexy just sitting
there. The cat is giving you an extended
opportunity to admire her. You should be
happy.
Question: After capturing a mouse, why does your cat
bring the mouse to you as an offering?
Answer: Because dead mice are sexy and the cat knows
you are too slow to catch them.
Question: Why are all cats so stand-offish?
Answer: Sexy.
End of story.
—Mitchell Hegman
My favorite is when they walk into a room, do a little turn and walk back out. "Here I am, tada, you may admire me, you're welcome, bye."
ReplyDeleteHaha. I know that one well.
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