Five Simple Rules for Living a Good Life

 

1. Don’t cook while naked.
2. Never play Bob Dylan when you are trying to romance someone.
3. Ignore the voices in your head when they urge you to invest in precious metals.
4. Don’t try riding a unicycle for the first time when everyone is watching.
5. Don’t fire an employee if they also happen to be the bosses’ kid.

—Mitchell Hegman