Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

...because some of it is pretty and some of it is not.

Thursday, January 2, 2025

New Weight-Loss Program

Desiree stepped into the bathroom just as I finished shaving my face. “Jeez,” I told her, “I weighed myself before shaving. It’s not good—my weight has crept up a couple of pounds.”

“It’s the holidays,” she suggested.

“Maybe… but I need to ratchet my weight back down a little. I think I’ll start shaving off my whiskers before I get on the scale and see if that helps.”

—Mitchell Hegman

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