ME: (As Desiree sat me down with a plate of crab legs) “Where’s the butter?”
DESIREE: “Butter?”
ME: “Yeah. Butter for dipping the
crab legs.”
DESIREE: (offering a
quizzical expression) ?
ME: “If you serve crab or lobster
around these parts, you have to have butter. It’s the law. And if it isn’t the
law, it should be.”
—Mitchell Hegman
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