- Longhorn cattle are not born that way.
- Parallel parking was invented by someone with an unstable mind.
- People who like painting houses are the marrying kind.
- The truth doesn’t wear underwear.
- The world could last only 15 days without bacon.
- Every extension cord believes, deep down, that it is permanent.
- You can’t outrun a craving for potato chips.
—Mitchell
Hegman
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