What You Need to Know About Me

• If my last name were O’Keefe, my son’s name would be Keith O’Keefe.
• Let’s just say I have my own brand of logic.
• If I had my way, yellow cars would have a foul odor associated with them.
• I’m not 100% opposed to traveling the wrong direction on a one-way street.
• I sincerely believe this world would be a better place if everyone could juggle.
• I’m living proof that learning a second language is hard and potentially risky.
• I firmly believe that sometimes distance is there for a good reason.
• If given enough time, I can turn almost any conversation toward voles.

—Mitchell Hegman