Assessing Yourself

Are you better shaken or stirred?

• If you were a color, could you be used for painting the sky at midday?
• Have you ever considered peeling off all your clothes and dancing a jig in a crowed place?
• At what point do you feel panic is absolutely required?
• Have you ever hidden a key under a rug on the front porch?
• If you were a celebrity, would you make the list of “Celebrities Who are Perfect Asses in Real Life”? 
• Have you ever been startled by a houseplant?
• Have you ever looked for keys under the rug on someone’s front porch?
• What number would you choose?

—Mitchell Hegman