Recently Learned Things

• Three wrong clicks while searching the internet for “venting a clothes dryer” can deliver naked people to the screen of your device.
• A pillow mostly comprised of tassels might be less comfortable than no pillow at all.
• You are never too old to put your shoe on the wrong foot.
• The new full-length mirror you just installed may look like a door opening at 2:00 in the morning, but you can’t walk through it.
• The older you get, the more random screws in your junk drawer.
• Washing and reusing plastic bags is a thing.

—Mitchell Hegman