Here is my definitive list of things that don’t work:
- Inserting your left and right orthotic inserts in the opposite shoes
- Scheduling anything other than watching the Cats/Griz football game on the day they have their annual matchup
- All the “sure-fire” methods for easily removing pomegranate seeds you watch on YouTube
- Bumper jacks
- Marrying anyone other than your best friend
- Hotel room TV remotes
- The flashlight found in your junk drawer
- Fudging a few numbers when you balance your checking account
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