I got to thinking, after accidentally poking my lip with a toothpick: fear of toothpicks is entirely reasonable. My toothpicks, crafted from bamboo, boast exceptional sharpness and strength—enough to draw blood with a single slip. Now, I am not saying I have developed a full-blown fear of toothpicks (yet), but I am suggesting it has a fairly solid footing to build on. My fear of finding burnt tater tots in my bed… well, that’s another thing.
—Mitchell Hegman
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