Following is a bucket list of 'modest' things I would like to do:
- Witness a bat actually getting caught in someone’s hair.
- Successfully open one of the plastic bags pulled from the dispenser roll in the grocery produce section.
- Match every one of my Tupperware containers with a lid.
- Play some 'mean guitar' without having to take any lessons.
- Sleep one whole night through without having to get up to go to the bathroom.
- Successfully lobby a housepaint manufacturer to name a white paint color “just plain white.”
- Learn how to levitate.
—Mitchell Hegman
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