Following are a few “misfortune” cookie quotes I have worked out:
- Your ignorance will be a blessing to someone other than you.
- An old friend will offer you financial advice, but if you follow it, you may end up in jail.
- You will sacrifice a thumbnail but finish a carpentry project.
- Embracing your lack of common sense is your only path to happiness.
- To prosper, try getting an actual job.
- You will soon fail in a unique way.
- All things will become clear once they no longer matter.
- You are surrounded by good people, but they dislike you.
—Mitchell
Hegman
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