While walking alongside a busy street, Jason chanced upon a small perfectly white rabbit. Jason halted near the rabbit. “What are you doing alongside a busy street?” Jason asked the rabbit. “Shouldn’t you be in the woods?”
“I’m a city rabbit,” The bunny responded.
“I have never heard of such a thing,” said Jason.
“Okay, you got me. I’d rather be in the woods, but
I’m stuck here in pre-release.”
“Pre-release?” Jason huffed. “Why would you be in
pre-release? What could you have possibly done? You’re a bunny rabbit.”
“You really want to know?”
“Yes, I do.”
“I got busted for impersonating a duck.”
Jason frowned. “I don’t get it. Why is that a
thing?”
“Think about it, dude,” said the rabbit. “Impersonating
a duck is fowl play.”
—Mitchell
Hegman
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