Yesterday, I listed a few reasons for becoming
famous that I would rather enjoy. Here
is a partial list of things for which I would not want to become famous (more
likely infamous):
— becoming famous for developing duck flavored ice
cream.
— becoming famous because your girlfriend declined
your proposal for marriage during a live halftime presentation at the Super Bowl.
— becoming famous for anything having to do with
mayonnaise or your affiliation with the Communist Party.
— becoming famous for being famous.
— becoming famous for being the first human carrier
of a disease that can only be contracted by having sex with a dog a monkey and
a goldfish at the same time.
— becoming famous for lowering anyone’s wages.
--Mitchell
Hegman
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