After watching other people become famous for
everything from saving the life of another person by beating-up a charging
shark to becoming famous for eating light bulbs and carpentry nails, I decided
to compile a list of reasons for which I might happily become famous. Here is a partial list of reasons for which I
might enjoy achieving fame:
— becoming famous
for finding a way to prepare duck so it tastes like edible food.
— becoming famous
for dating George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend—after stealing her from Tom Cruise.
— becoming famous
for being the very first successful brain transplant recipient.
— becoming famous for training house cats to accurately prepare federal
tax documents. NOTE:
my cats are not terribly accurate but I am trying.
— becoming famous for creating a television advertising blitz more annoying
than the old Ginsu knife commercials.
— becoming famous for any kind of generosity.
--Mitchell
Hegman
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