Back in my early days of bachelorhood, I survived on a diet consisting of three food “groups.” Top Ramen Noodles made up one group. The second group was comprised of fast food. The third group consisted of canned goods.
Obviously, the entire diet centered
on ease of preparation.
Most of the other young men I
knew survived on the same diet.
A particularly curious flaw
existed within the canned goods group. One
of my friends discovered the flaw a day or so following his hosting a small party
at his bachelor pad. Upon opening his
cupboards to retrieve a quick meal, he discovered that on the night of the party
his drunken friends had removed the labels from every can in his food stock.
For the next few weeks, his
meals were something of a blind can lottery.
—Mitchell Hegman
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