Photography And Half-Thoughts By Mitchell Hegman

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Monday, December 29, 2025

More New Apps I Want

A few apps I would very much like to have:

  • An app that makes people answer their phones instead of texting.
  • An app that automatically replaces songs I don’t appreciate with shuffled Led Zeppelin songs.
  • An app that changes “no” to “yes.”
  • An app that helps me remember at least one good joke. Note: currently, I’ve got nothing.
  • An app that leads to a cure for all forms of cancer.
  • An app that makes peppers and mushrooms vanish from pizza.
  • An app that pauses time for five minutes without anyone noticing, just long enough to find your glasses, keys, or train of thought.

—Mitchell Hegman

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