A few apps I would very much like to have:
- An app that makes people answer their phones instead of texting.
- An app that automatically replaces songs I don’t appreciate with shuffled Led Zeppelin songs.
- An app that changes “no” to “yes.”
- An app that helps me remember at least one good joke. Note: currently, I’ve got nothing.
- An app that leads to a cure for all forms of cancer.
- An app that makes peppers and mushrooms vanish from pizza.
- An app that pauses time for five minutes without anyone noticing, just long enough to find your glasses, keys, or train of thought.
—Mitchell
Hegman
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