Given that a new year is ready to pounce upon us, I’ve made the following list of resolutions:
- Kiss wifey one more time each day.
- Walk through a health club to see what they look like inside.
- Make and share a list of sharp objects that hurt me.
- Finally make my way to Ekalaka, Montana, and have a look around.
- Use the following words more often: sparkle, duplicitous, befallen, yes.
- Spend more time sprawled out in a square of natural sunlight on my living room floor.
- Buy more toothpicks.
- Do one less stupid thing each day.
- Come up with a better name than “ShamWow” for a super absorbent chamois cleaning cloth.
- Devise an economic system in which I can thrive by just standing there looking at pretty flowers.
—Mitchell
Hegman
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