Normal, Not Normal

Normal: Watching a Korean cooking show featuring a Buddhist monk, dubbed in English, with my Island Wife.

Not Normal: Eating Korean Food.

Normal: Waking at 4:00 a.m.

Not Normal: Staying awake past 9:45 p.m.

Normal: Listening to Led Zeppelin on a nearly daily basis.

Not Normal: Listening to Jay-Z (ever).

Normal: Sipping on a Cold Smoke beer.

Not Normal: Drinking milk.

Normal: Measuring a trip in Montana by hours, not miles.

Not Normal: Expecting anything to be close by.

—Mitchell Hegman