Social media is now awash with better versions of everyday folks. Thanks to AI, you can ship your photo off through the mysterious blue tubes and have it altered to your preferences.
Question.
Why not me?
The other day I grabbed a photo (electronically
speaking) and handed it off to ChatGPT with firm instructions to “make me
handsome.” That’s quite a cliff to climb, I realize, but ChatGPT made a valiant
effort by removing wrinkles and giving me a tan.
Desiree also took a run at handsoming me up with an
app on her droid. Apparently, that application deemed a mean-looking version of
me would be more attractive.
As it stands, I think I’ll stick with the features
I inherited from the thousands of years of questionable selective breeding and
occasional bouts of heavy drinking.
I’ve posted my original photo along with the
altered versions.
—Mitchell Hegman

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