When reciting a particularly difficult section of electrical code, concluding with the phrase “and blah, blah, blah” is acceptable.
—Mitchell Hegman
When reciting a particularly difficult section of electrical code, concluding with the phrase “and blah, blah, blah” is acceptable.
—Mitchell Hegman
Desiree and I are in Colstrip, in the eastern half of Montana. I am teaching for two days at the power plant here.
I often call Eastern
Montana the “other half” of the state. This
is by no mean derogatory on my part. I
enjoy Eastern Montana. The sky is bigger. Way bigger.
And this time of year, the tended fields and the open plains are plenty
green.
The drive to reach Colstrip took
something near 5½ hours. That time
included a few stops to gawk around. At
one point, we also diverted onto a country road and climbed up a hill to assess
the “Big Open.”
Posted are a
few photographs from the drive across Montana.
Deep Creek
Canyon
Sun Coulee
Ranch
Open Road
From Here You Can
See Forever
—Mitchell Hegman
It’s no accident Montana carries the nickname the “Treasure State.” In addition to precious metals, Montana is the only state in the U.S. with viable sapphire mines. My house is not only surrounded by some of those sapphire mines, it sits on a deposit of sapphires.
The largest
sapphire I have ever found, I pulled from a pile of rocks and gravel scooped
out of the hillside to accommodate my home’s foundation. Following a heavy rain, the glinting gemstone
caught my eye as I strode near the pile to fetch a board while framing my house.
Philipsburg,
Montana, is also famous for sapphires. For
several months now, two bags of sapphire gravel purchased from a shop in Philipsburg have been collecting dust in my garage.
“We need to
look for some sapphires,” I informed Desiree.
“I have a couple bags of good dirt to go through. You can’t be here in sapphire country and not
find a sapphire. Let’s set up shop in
the sunroom and see what we can find.”
After
spreading a waterproof cover on the floor, I fetched the bags from the garage. Desiree and I soon processed through the
gravel and fines. Within a few seconds
of washing down the first batch, she plucked out her first sapphire.
Instantly
hooked.
After we finished
gleaning through the gravel—finding over a dozen sapphires—I asked Desiree if
she enjoyed the process. “Yes,” she
said. “I want big sapphires.”
Welcome to the club.
A Bag of
Sapphire Gravel
Findings
Our Sapphire Haul
—Mitchell Hegman
Maiah Wynne is a young songwriter and musician from Missoula, Montana. I first heard her music while watching The Ballad of Lefty Brown, a movie filmed here in Montana. The film also stars Bill Pullman, an actor who has for many years co-owned (with his brother) a working ranch here in Montana.
After watching
the movie, I enjoyed the title song so much I downloaded it to my collection. I have since downloaded several more songs by
Maiah Wynne.
Here is The Ballad of Lefty Brown.
—Mitchell Hegman
Amazingly, Desiree knew about Sculpture in the Wild while still in Manila. She chanced upon some photographs of the sculptures and the park on the Montanica! Facebook page. She later asked me if I knew anything about the park.
“I sure do,” I
told her. The park is less than ten
miles down the road from my cabin.”
Blackfoot
Pathways: Sculpture in the Wild International Sculpture Park celebrates the
environmental and industrial heritage of the Blackfoot Valley. On a warm and sunny afternoon during our
second trip to my cabin, Desiree and I walked through the sculpture park.
Although I
have trekked through the park many times, I never tire of walking the paths and
seeing the sculptures emerge from the surrounding forest.
Desiree loved the
park.
I am sharing a few photographs of Desiree and her favorite sculptures.
Picture Frame
(by Jaakko Permu)
A Place is a
Place (by Stuart Ian Frost)
Tree Circus
(by Patrick Dougherty)
Ponderosa Whirlpool
(by Chris Drury)
Clearing (by
Alison Stigora)
Me with
Desiree
—Mitchell Hegman
The largest snake found in Montana is the bullsnake (sometimes referred to as a gophersnake). Bullsnakes commonly range between three and five feet in length. Many people consider them beneficial because they subsist largely by hunting and eating rodents.
My neighbor,
Kevin, and I are protective of our local bullsnake population. For several years we made certain a five- or
six-foot snake living along our lakeshore remained unmolested by anyone visiting
us.
The other day,
on a drive to town, I found a rather beefy-looking four-foot bullsnake
stretched out on the road, sunning. The
snake did not move when I swerved around him and stopped. I immediately realized the next car might
unwittingly or purposely run over him.
When I trotted
back to shoo the snake of the road, the snake coiled up and hissed, sounding
somewhat like a rattler, a common defense mechanism for bullsnakes.
The snake
displayed zero interest in leaving the road and struck in my direction a couple
times. After a lot of space dancing and
poking around the snake on my part, I failed to inspire any movement.
I next went
hunting for a long stick to use for nudging the snake off the road. Eventually, I pried a dead branch from a nearby
flourish of sagebrush. Using the branch,
I shoveled the snake off the road and nudged it partway down an embankment.
I am hoping
the snake will stay clear of the road for the rest of the season.
The Bullsnake Standing
its Ground the Road
On the
Embankment After Release
—Mitchell Hegman
Something about my upright clothes washer caught my eye. Too much white, I thought when I glanced though the washer’s glass door.
A few minutes
earlier, Desiree had tossed a pair of pair of padded covers for our outdoor
deck chairs into the machine. To confirm
what I suspected I was seeing, I fished my smarter-than-me-phone from my
pocket, tapped the flashlight icon, and swept a beam of light into the washer.
The washer was
overfilled with a churning ball of fine white foam.
“Desiree,” I
called out, “what kind of soap did you use in the washer?”
She had
originally scrubbed the covers outside on the deck using a hose and various
cleaning agents.
Desiree soon appeared
beside me. “Did you use dishwashing soap in the clothes washer?” I asked. I trained my flashlight on the spinning mass
of suds inside the machine one more time.
Her eyes
widened. “I was using dishwashing soap outside because
laundry soap wasn’t making suds,” she admitted.
I
laughed. “Well, it makes too many suds
in the washer. I made the same mistake
once.”
Many years ago,
while living my bachelor life, I tried dishwashing soap in the clothes washer. At the
time, my roomy and I were out of laundry soap and I subscribed to the theory a
lot of dish soap would be required to wash a big batch of clothes.
When I went to
pull my clothes from the washer after a half-hour or so, I found suds piled on
top of and all around the machine. Not a
few suds. A lot of suds.
Thinking about my own misadventure with dishwashing soap, I hugged Desiree. “We have all been there, dear,” I assured her. “At least it’s a clean mistake.”
Suds Remaining
After the Full Wash and Spin Cycle
—Mitchell Hegman