Nut or Fruit?

I have nothing firm scheduled for today.   Last night, I finished the jigsaw puzzle I started a couple weeks ago.  I swiffered the dust from the bookshelves in my den just yesterday.   No dishes await washing in my kitchen sink.

Sitting here on my sofa in the ear-ringing sort of silence that is the predawn of a midwinter morning, I did what any other normal person would do: I jumped on the internet to determine if cashews are a nut or a fruit.

Now it is your turn.

—Mitchell Hegman