More Rules

Here are a few more rules worth remembering:

—Playing a cello vigorously will always appear to onlookers like an act of brutality.

—Electricity leaks in all directions.

—Hiding valuables in your cat’s litter box is both unique and likely to be successful in protecting them from thieves.  But you might consider the downsides before doing so.

—Not all spiders are creepy.  No.  Wait.  Yes, they are.

—The only thing to fear without hesitation is a jumpy five-hundred pound frog.

—Mitchell Hegman